Townhouse/condo For Sale 1604 25th Street
1,443 Sqft - 1604 25th Street, Houston, Texas 77008
$2,500 credit towards buyer closing costs! Never flooded! This is the LEAST expensive 3/2 townhome built in The Heights in the last 20 years! Needless to say, it will not last long. Before you come see it, be prepared for none of your friends to believe that you found a place in The Heights for under $300K. Eventually they’ll believe you, which will trigger their transition into the jealousy phase. Once that wears off, they’ll shift into the final phase: Admiration. At this point, you will be promptly promoted to the leader of your friend group. You will be showered with endless praise and respect. Everyone will laugh hysterically at your jokes. People all across the country will begin canceling their events and parties if you won’t agree to make an appearance. As your popularity grows, the paparazzi will slowly become a larger part of your daily life. If you don’t feel like you’re ready for these changes in your life, then please move along. But if you are, then you know what to do.